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Sparkle Demon Hunters | Chapter 249

Sparkle Demon Hunters | Chapter 249

Update: 2025-11-12
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🧙‍♀️ Episode Summary


This week on Distance NERDing, the crew dives deep into the multiverse of madness — and sarcasm. From Kang’s potential resurrection to RDJ’s Doctor Doom glow-up, the gang unpacks every Marvel and DC headline with equal parts chaos and caffeine. We get wild with “evil Grimace” Thanos rumors, X-Men family therapy sessions (aka daddy-issue theater), and the debut of Wonder Man’s Hollywood hustle. Then it’s over to Gotham for stop-motion chaos, Jimmy Olsen’s true-crime adventures, and possibly the most unhinged Batman beard in animation history. All that plus hot takes, worse puns, and your weekly shot of nerd energy (sponsored by Dubby).


🕒 Timestamps & Topics

0:00 – Warning: This episode may cause uncontrollable laughter or nerd rage

3:00 – Sponsor Shout-out: Dubby Energy (NERDING10!)

5:10 Straight from J. Jonah: Avengers Doomsday, Kang cleanup & Doom domination

9:50 Purple Daddy Issues: Thanos rumors & Brolin’s possible MCU return

15:10 Summer Family Therapy: The X-Men reboot gets… emotional

23:00 Don’t Call It a Crossover: Avengers Doomsday trailer + Avatar connection

27:00 Wonder Man Woes: Marvel’s meta comedy experiment

35:30 Watching the Watchtower: Jimmy Olsen vs. Gorilla Grodd in DC Crime

42:00 Dynamic Duo: Stop-motion Robins and Coraline-meets-Gotham weirdness

47:00 Bearded Batman Chaos: New Bat-Fam show and the return of Man-Bat

51:00 – Closing thoughts & chaotic laughter


Key Takeaways

• Doctor Doom might wipe out the Council of Kangs — talk about a mic drop.

• Josh Brolin could double-dip as Thanos and Cable (the multiverse is messy).

• The X-Men reboot may finally stop revolving around Wolverine — cue Cyclops’ dad jokes.

• Disney’s using Avatar to flex the Avengers trailer hype machine.

• Wonder Man might be the MCU’s most relatable character: superhero with impostor syndrome.

• DC Crime gives Jimmy Olsen the spotlight nobody asked for but everyone suddenly wants.

• Stop-motion Robins are real, and Gotham’s about to get beautifully weird.


💬 Quotes of the Night


“All the dads blipped out during the Summers family reunion.”

“Wolverine’s been on every team that has a hot woman — that’s canon.”

“Corsair went out for space milk and never came back.”

“Is the Tick Batman now? Asking for Arthur.”


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🔗 Links & Resources


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🎧 Listener Questions


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Apple Podcast Tags:

Marvel, MCU, Doctor Doom, Avengers Doomsday, RDJ, X-Men Reboot, Wonder Man, DC Crime, Batman Animation, Distance Nerding, Geek Freaks Network, Pop Culture Podcast, Nerd Comedy, Marvel Theories, DCU News

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